Friday, May 9, 2008

You guys got vaginas?

Though I will not be riddling you with questions about the existence of a single herpe, or questions about which celelbutant will be the next to flash her vag, tits, or, on a good day, her vaganus, I will be commenting on the more intimate aspects of my extremely interesting life, which include, among other things, porn addictions, the art of reflecting on being drunk at ages 18-21, hating everyone, and hummus, of course. I will also be writing really long introductory sentences on a regular basis. Never fear, though, because all of these things, especially my porn addictions, are eternally linked with the namesake of this blog, the Buskus. He has been there from the start and, without a shadow of a doubt, he will be there at the end. Or whatever. Just remember to bring lots of corn oil and don't worry, I will be there in a matter of dollars.

2 comments:

j.patrick said...

I am a fan and proponent of all the abovementioned. Especially hummus. God bless the chickpea.

Slider said...

Yes. Wait - what was the question again?