Mostly for Slider

So, the government now "owns" a lot of financial institutions. Do you suppose the Man U jersey needs an update?



Yes, I stole this from FARK.

Caption Contest Winner #10

James for the win on the International Waters post. Am I right, ladieeeees? Here is the next photo in need of captioning. It's more sophomore year goodness. And good old fashioned Uptown goodness.

I'm no Hero

I'm no hero. I'm just a regular guy trying to make it in this crazy journey we call life. Did I not shave for an entire week? Yeah. Did the Brewers win and the Mets lose yesterday giving the Brewers a one game league in the National League wild card race? Sure. But hey, I'm no hero. I'm just a regular guy-just like any other guy- doing what I can. Its all I can do. Its all I know how to do. Sometimes I just think its the way I was raised. When Ned Yost got fired in September and the Brewers got swept by the Phillies in a four game series, did I think about what to do? You bet I didn't. I just reacted like any other guy. I did the only thing I know how to do: grow a full beard with a perfectly defined neck line. So you see I'm no hero. I'm just like you. I did what anybody else would've done in the same situation. With two games left in the Brewers season, do I know what's going to happen? Hell no. Do I know what I need to do? You bet your butt I don't. I'm just a regular guy doing the only thing I know how to do on this rollercoaster ride of a planet we call Earth. Did I wash and condition my beard with gentle product this morning in order to maximize softness? Yes sir. Did I gently dry it in circular motions using a soft washcloth in order to prevent dryness? Sure. Will the Brewers win today against the Cubs? Probably. But hey, I'm no hero.

Paul Newman is Dead at 83

What a drag.

Beer

I figured that somebody who regularly reads this site would appreciate this link: http://beer-ligion.com/. It's like REligion, but it's BEERligion. Clever.

Handy

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They look like they're having a great time

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart and Prunes at 2008 Emmys

On a side note, I'm not shaving until the brewers win the wildcard. which is like roughly about a week and a half. You read it here first.

Also, very funny movie that my friend made

Macs, TV, and Irony

For those of you who have been watching TV this weekend (James), Microsoft launched a new ad campaign that features people saying, "I'm a PC." Ironically, those ads were made on Macs. Fail.

Article here

This is disgusting

Want to shoot at an angry vaginal opening while what can only be various STIs attack you? Probably not, but I saw this on kotaku and now I'm posting it here.

Geuueuehhh.

Yummie

If we had PSA commercials like this in America, I probably wouldn't have pubic lice! And I might not be paying child support every goddamn month

The Wørd: Powerless

As a long time viewer of Mr. Colbert, I must say this is the feistiest I've ever seen the man.

Just to lighten the mood, I leave you with this gem.

patton oswalt's graduation speech

read it

Caption Contest Winner #9

It's been awhile since I've updated the caption contest, so I decided to DO JUST THAT. Anywho, for those of you who forgot the most recent pic, here it is. I'm gonna have to go with Sammy for the win. Nice reference with the Thundershower. Here is the next pic. I tried to be a little more original with this one, but it is still 100% Buskus.

this is what i've been up to

My Dream Job

I know it's old and most of you probably won't find it that funny. Just picture me doing running at you in your place of business, but yelling "football" or "get some". I can't help but lol.

Riding the Bench

Remember Mark Eaton? He's written a screenplay!