Coool

Here's a cool online video related to the new Resident Evil zombie shooting simulator. Embedding is disabled for this video :(

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Games for Buskus: Episode 3

Here is a great game to fill in the yawning chasm that all of our lives have become. It's like Nanaca Crash, but you can shoot the little guy as he flies across the screen.

I don't care that you don't care.

These guys running around are dumb, but I think that metal gear's Hideo Kojima must be a cool dude.

Games for Buskus: Episode 2

Here is another fun game that makes me think of Buskus. The object is to lure girls into your shopping cart with sweet tricks and then murder/suicide them. Go for the multiplier, dude.

Joydick

Yeah, NSFW.

WoW Lingo

A few things right off the bat:
When she asks for help he asks for Death Knights?
He says "pwn-zor"???
And I refuse to believe that guy is ranked top ten in anything. What a total complete chad.

Read it on Kotaku here.

Carissa Lynch

Let's take a moment to salute this notable busker. Nine year old Australian Carissa wants a Playstation, has a violin. Does she beg her parents? No, she's no charity case. She just busks that thing. Busks it right up.

How does our story end? Pretty well. Is there anything beyond the reach of a good hard busk? Of course not, stupid.

Games for Buskus, Episode 1: (edit)

What if I were a Buskus? So glad you asked. I would probably start by getting some cookies from my handsome cookie-guy and play the crap out of this. Because it's so trippy and pleasant.

Edit: fixed link for a Buskus

Christie vs. Paul

I miss you Sam.

This is disgusting

Want to shoot at an angry vaginal opening while what can only be various STIs attack you? Probably not, but I saw this on kotaku and now I'm posting it here.

Geuueuehhh.

Lonesome and Alone: Day 4

So it's been four days since my life partner went away and I'm realizing that it's probably beneficial that we live together. I don't just mean that because we have a mutual admiration, but rather, my life partner is beneficial to my health.

Since my life partner left, I have only consumed a hamburger, frozen pizza, and a bag of chips. I guess I've been too preoccupied with my fridgefullabeer and videogames to pay attention to my stomach. New diet? I think so.

Let the Womanly Battle Begin

When I think about Buskus I think about boxing. Then I think about slapping. I think about two Victorian women slapping the crap out of each other. Mmmmm, yeah.

This was on Kotaku listed as the best game ever made. Links:

She's going to slap you!

Slap her cheek!

Whorecraft is Branching Out

Remember Whorecraft the Warcraft-themed porn site? They're now called "Whorelore" and they're pornifying other games too.

Here is an example courtesy of Kotaku, featuring everyone's favorite Evan Stone.