Possible Career

Someday, I'd like to be the guy that comes up with the subject line for junk emails. I was surfing my gmail spam folder and came across some that I particularly like:

You will get her to bed with this
No need to be thin anymore
Revolutionary hardcore formula
Give her a good whipping
Be the new-age pleasure machine
Penis Enlargement - Truth
Mind blowing s3x awaits you

I really think that if I can't find a writing job elsewhere, I could probably do pretty well writing these subjects. I don't want to give away all my good ideas, but here are a couple I've been playing around with:

!nOt SpAm!
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Jaeg Bombs, HGH, Jaeg Bombs
Kidneys, spleens, cheap!
Want you I get you naked russian lady for much сексуальное общение?

Yeah, anyways. I'll keep you posted if I go that route.