Friday, June 13, 2008

HCC: Carpet Baggers on State Street

Why is it that whenever I have to go make a purchase on State Street, there are always a bunch of dumb out-of-towners getting in my way?

Look, I realize that State Street is shopping district and that I should expect to see other people while I'm out. That's not my complaint. My complaint is that they're always in my fucking way. If I'm walking briskly down the street, they'll be waddling 5 abreast right in front of me. If I'm trying to enter a store (ok... the Gyro place), they'll be slowly filtering out... and making me hold the door! If I'm trying to purchase an item or move about a store, they will stand in my fucking way until I threaten their stupid, ugly fucking stroller-bound children with bodily harm.

Listen, if you would have just gotten out of my fucking way, you wouldn't have had to waste everyones time with the goddamn cops. Fuckoffs.

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