The Filthiest Standup Show of All Time

I need a guitarist... can we condense Masturbation into 4 minutes?

http://www.isthmus.com/theguide/details.php?event=278446

The Filthiest Stand-Up Show of All Time
Comedy
With Dave Labedz, Mike Schmidt, Rick Yoose, David Fisher, Phil Harrelson, Sam Hertz

When: 03/10/12 @ 11:00pm
Cost: $2
Call: 442-1112
Web: therigbypub.com

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"The Filthiest Stand-Up Show of All Time"
On Saturday, March 10th, several regulars from Madison's stand-up scene will take to the basement space of The Rigby to perform "The Filthiest Stand-Up Show of All Time." Comics will perform **4 minutes each** of their most concentrated filth, ensuring that no one will overstay their welcome, and that everyone will consolidate their most truly awful humor.

Due to the short-form nature of the show, between 8 and 10 comics will perform, but an exact line-up won't be determined until the day of the show. Attendees can expect a cast of regulars from the Big Deuce Open Mic and other comedy mics around town, including Mike Schmidt, Rick Yoose and the Brain Fart Theater sketch crew (Dave Labedz, David Fisher, Phil Harrelson, and Sam Hertz).

We're also working on some non-traditional content for the show, such as characters and sketches, and Labedz will be closing the show with his Aristocrats joke, which won 2009's Madison Aristocrats Joke-Telling Competition:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L49waIc-B90&list=UUCT-PMP2Q_3LEo6nZBqIGLQ&index=24&feature=plcp

Squirrel and Yogurt

my one and only good idea.

so two nights ago, i said to myself, "self, i think we should have a beer." now, you know that my apartment is compact. from my love seat, i can reach the minifridge which contains my beer. when my beer comes from a can, this is good; however, when my beer comes from a bottle without a twist off cap, this is not good.

the main problem was that i kept my bottle opener (the wrench-esque one) on a stand next to the love seat. however, my life partner always removes it and puts it in a door in the kitchen (not in arms reach). she does this because "that is it's home". i have resolved this by creating a new home for my bottle opener.



it was quite simple really. i hammered a nail into the coffee table, on which i hung the bottle opener. now everything is within arms reach. i just wanted to share with you, in case you had similar problems.

if only i could find a similar solution for that fucking stupid kitchen table.