Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Americans No Longer Racist!

So Barack Obama finally got the fucking nomination...maybe. I watched CNN all day and it was as if every single analyst was just now realizing that a black man was in the running for the presidential nomination. "Wow, we've been a country for 232 years and we finally have a black man running for president. What a momentous occasion. Wolf Blitzer, do you realize we are living through history!?" It was 6 hours of that. They also spent a lot of time on Bill Clinton and the way in which he referred to a reporter as a "scumbag" and "slimy." I giggled. And then Lou Dobbs came on.

All I know is that Hill-Dog is still going to be making her case come Wednesday, Nov. 5. In fact, she'll be bitching about Florida, Michigan, her years of experience and who got more pledged delegates forever. She'll probably prank call the white house about it. (Husky - not to be confused with our own Husky Busky - voice) "Is this Barack Obama? The same Barack Obama who got less pledged delegates than Hillary Clinton!?" *click* (To herself) "Nice." And what if Barack doesn't win the election? Lord it will be ten times worse. So none of this crap is really over.




I feel that American Samoa was the turning point in this primary season. If Hill-Dog had put in a little more effort there, and won all three delegates, who knows where we would be today!

4 comments:

j.patrick said...

Sounds like somebody's in Poli Sci 404

j.patrick said...

Also, how do you think they work out how to send a half-delegate?

Jeremy said...

I pretty much assumed responsibility as resident political analyst because of my current status in a poli sci class.

Half delegates are represented by a delegate's child. It's going to be super cute.

Jeremy said...

American Politics and Government