Saturday, June 20, 2009

ilovehatecommercialz

welcome to my new section, "ilovehatecommericalz" where I will begin to share some of my favorite television commercials.

first up: The semi-new minute maid spot I've nicknamed "Spring Break 99." I like this ad for two reasons, first because the same situation actually happened to me at the mall last weekend. This one girl came up to me out of nowhere in the Women's deodorant section in JC Penney and was like, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Luckily I had just chugged a bottle of minute maid boost juice and absolut, which gave me the acuity I needed to yell "slut" super loud, and run out into the parking lot. I was pretty sure I had fathered her child.

Also, if you pause the video at the one second mark while he is turning his head, you'll notice how abnormally large his chin is.

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