Hi World, I just want to apologize for drinking all your alcohol last night. I don't think there's any left.
Also, Grebutron, sorry about breaking your glass during that overzealous cheers. I feel that maybe that was a pretty GOL move.
Could someone please clear up the following? WTF did I eat? Because it pretty much looked like lawn clippings. Also, what happened to Willips Bittycook an Jeremy? Was I the only person that drank too much? Why did we go to State Street Bar?
Daytime TV sucks without infomercials. Pukey McSlutface, out.
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teletubbies scare the bejeebus out of me.
After Uptown started stealing tips from the bar, the muscly bartender started yelling at him in gorilla-speak (that essence of d-baggery did not deserve those tips anyway), and I decided that I had had enough of waiting for 20+ minutes to get a fucking beer and decided to quench my thirst elsewhere. My apologies for not announcing my exit.
Actually, Hulksie, I think I told you that I was leaving when you somehow managed to get beers quicker than me. I said something along the lines of, "you little bitch. Typical."
Oh ya, I remember that. In retrospect, it probably would have been to my advantage had I also been unable to get service. I believe I consumed those two guinnesses in about 2 minutes... possibly prompting everything that followed.
I suppose I only have 2 real talents. One is drinking guinness. The other is ordering guinness quickly in a crowded bar. I think the trick is, you have to look like you'll eat them if they don't serve you.
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