Really Old but Still Mindblowingly Ridiculous

So, about 9 months ago "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan (actually, that whole name should be in quotes because not a single part of it is real, not even Hogan) was awarded father of the year. By whom or what organization, you ask? I didn't feel like researching it more than I already have, so that one's on you. Anyway, as I was perusing my daily websites, I noticed that Tyler Durden had a story today on both of his children, Nick and Brooke. If you've been under a rock for the last year, Nick is in jail for turning someone into a vegetable, and destroying the dude's fucking face, and Brooke has turned into a skanked-out, trampy whore who pretends to sing. She is also considering doing a spread in Playboy, apparently. Oh yeah, Hulk (Not to be confused with our Hulks-in-socks) is now divorced from his equally plastic, whorish wife, Linda.

Certainly anybody who has been keeping up with pop culture has pondered, as I am pondering now, how Hulk Hogan won "Father of the Year."

Thoughts on the issue would be appreciated. Or general venting. Whatever floats your boat. Or if you have the perfect ratio of PB to J for a good PB&J, I'll take it.