Oh, Masturbation?

This was on GMask today. Somehow the classic "Oh, Masturbation" did not make the list.

Lonesome and Alone: Day 4

So it's been four days since my life partner went away and I'm realizing that it's probably beneficial that we live together. I don't just mean that because we have a mutual admiration, but rather, my life partner is beneficial to my health.

Since my life partner left, I have only consumed a hamburger, frozen pizza, and a bag of chips. I guess I've been too preoccupied with my fridgefullabeer and videogames to pay attention to my stomach. New diet? I think so.

Some Silliness

I don't know why, but this video made me LOL for awhile. I feel like Sammy will enjoy this the most.

american pale ale: Day 3

I'm sexually aroused. Are you?

The Boys Were Feeling Good About Their Liquor Run

So as many of you already know, my life partner is in Houston for a conference all week. My life partner worries that I may be unable to fend for myself in terms of food so we went grocery shopping together late last week. We spent about $30 at Trader Joe's on some grocery type items (I think mainly frozen pizza and cereal).

You see... I had a higher purpose for my fridge this week. Behold and rejoice.


(From Left to Right: Amber, Island Wheat, Maibock, Blonde Dopplebock, Bavarian Lager, Munich Dark)


That's 2.5 cases or 10 6-packs or 60 longnecks. This is internet porn I can get behind.

Caption Contest Winner #5

Apparently I partied a little too hard a little too early last night. I'm actually equally surprised and disappointed with myself right now. It was a serious dent in my manly armor. Never fear, I will be back at it in full force in a matter of hours.

But now for more serious matters: captions. Everybody is a winner for the last picture. I truly appreciated all of the fantastic Freshman year references. Those were the days when I could actually drink and not call it a night at 11PM. The next picture is one of my all time favorite pictures of anything ever. If I'm ever having a bad day, I just open up this picture and everything is better. Enjoy:

Whiskey

I'm making a whiskey run (to hell with this "beer run" nonsense) promptly at 7PM to Woodman's. If you want in, let me know somehow.