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alan colmes grows a pair

Alan Colmes is leaving Hannity and Colmes.

interesting fact: The Colmes family golden retriever eats her supper sitting on her own special chair at the dinner table (adorable) while Alan's wife forces Alan to wear a doggie collar and eat his dinner out of a doggie dish on the floor!
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I feel obligated to share this conversation with you. The internet is indeed a magical place.

From the World of Manly Men

The internet is perfect. Love.

J.C.V.D. hits on reporter

J.C.V.D. interview.

"I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are."

Welcome to the South, out of Roanoke.

I didn't meet a trucker, but I found this on my way in and it made me chuckle.



Also, it's not so bad here. It was snowing when I pulled in, but they sell booze til midnight so I got a bottle of wine because I couldn't find whisky or beer or gin or vodka or wine coolers or rubbing alcohol. Also, I have H.BO which is great because Sookie Stackhouse is hot and they play both Georgia Rule and Die Hard II, which, let's face it, is never on. FYI, whatsherface is pretty f'd up in Georgia Rule (type cast?) and I no longer wonder why they never play Die Hard II.

I also have a bitchin pad.



Also, I have a pretty sweet recliner.

BTdubs, did you know that they made American Psycho II: All American Girl starring Mila Kunis and William Shatner, directed by Morgan Freeman!? I know, right! Alright, so it's Morgan J. Freeman... not the guy from the Toppers phone call. Yeah, I thought it was a joke too, but it's not. I'm planning on giving it 3 WTFs!?, 1 Are Ya Kiddin' Me?, and a 5 out of 5 on Netflix.

I can't wait

Meet Your Local T.V. Anchor: Carl Agnelly

Carl Agnelly joined the 27 News team in September 2004 at the fresh young age of thriteen. Four years later, and almost old enough to be tried as an adult,
Carl is the WKOW weekend anchor and "Down to Earth Reporter."

Ouch!

I guess they've hit rock bottom . . .

http://gawker.com/5091132/the-roots-to-be-jimmy-fallons-band-we-are-old-and-sad

I love my job.

Shepard's Pie


A Sexy Chili Cheese Dog


Oh, right... I give them 10.7 Footballs out of 10.7.

happy birthday

Wainy Days #12

I Feel Alright Tonight

I imagine most of you are feeling ecstatic after Obama's victory Tuesday. I certainly have a nice bounce to my step these days. We finally have a man with some soul in the White House. I've attended only two classes this week in an effort to savor and appreciate the moment. I will be continuing this party throughout the weekend if any of you would like to join me in a toast (or two) to celebrate the fact that our country has not gone completely retarded. (Sorry to anyone that voted McCain, yes I am implying that you are retarded, unless I guess you make like a million dollars and don't want to be taxed and pay for services like a fire department or an education in society, that's legit). Things are looking up these days my friends - Springsteen has a new album coming out in January, there are now two hot dog joints on State Street, that annoying construction to build what I believe has to be an underground pool has to be almost complete in library mall, and new teacher salaries should increase with Obama in office.

The End of an Era

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