Friday, May 30, 2008

The Roger Rabbit

mmmhmm

Teh Real McKenzies

For all you Irish music lovers, I'd hardcore recommend The Real McKenzies. It's more punk and upbeat than The Pogues, but it's excellent. I'd check out their 10,000 Shots album.

If it was on netflix, I'd give that shit a 4/5.

Holy Fuck Shit

I must have been off the sauce for too long... one small cup of coffee and I'm twitching and my knee has been bouncing to some irish tunes for at least an hour. Somebody get me a tranq.

TBR News

Pat yourselves on the back contributors, we're now the number one listing if you google "klee irwin slider". According to my quick statistical figuring, that should net us 1 page view every 25.9 years.

Sweet.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

DAC

So I discovered this one day when I was super hungover. It's easily one of the best infomercials on the air.

Why you should buy DAC


More importantly, why you should watch the program


Even fucking creepier


Just what I've always wanted... Klee Irwin stalking me... he's checking to see if you've been naughty or nice. Although, I would like that high-five. Apparently he isn't just the most sought after name in internal cleansing... he's also a personal coach! I'd love to have him guiding me through life.

Anyway, check it out at http://www.dualactioncleanse.com/, now with green tea!

Potential Sailing

For next week:

Tuesday
Tech B Classroom (4:00 – 5:30pm; Peter Kapur)
Soma (5:30 – 8:30pm; Alyssa Tenharmsel)
Toy Boat (5:30 – 8:30pm; Kyle Satula)

Wednesday
Tech On-Water Race Clinic (5:30 – 8:30pm; Peter Kapur)

Thursday
Tech B Classroom (12:00 – 1:00pm; Joe Silverberg)
Toy Boat (5:30 – 8:30pm; Peter Mooney)
Soma (5:30 – 8:30pm; Tom Kershner)
Spray (5:40 – 8:40pm; Michael Watson)
HSC Starlight Sailing (7:30 – 11:30pm; Michael Watson)

Friday
Friday Night Social Work Hours (4:30 – 8:30pm; Becky Zarling)

Saturday
Spray (2:00 – 5:00pm; Daniel Jenkins)

Sunday
Spray (8:00 – 11:00am; Michael Watson)
Knotty Rascal (8:30 – 11:30am; Kyle Satula)
HSC Keelboat Picnic (12:00 – 7:00pm; Michael Watson)

Maple Bluff Needs Hos, Maybe Bitches


It appears as though Maple Bluff Country Club is now accepting applications for Hos. It's funny because a "Ho" is slang for prostitute, or more broadly, a woman. Get it?