the main problem was that i kept my bottle opener (the wrench-esque one) on a stand next to the love seat. however, my life partner always removes it and puts it in a door in the kitchen (not in arms reach). she does this because "that is it's home". i have resolved this by creating a new home for my bottle opener.

it was quite simple really. i hammered a nail into the coffee table, on which i hung the bottle opener. now everything is within arms reach. i just wanted to share with you, in case you had similar problems.
if only i could find a similar solution for that fucking stupid kitchen table.
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How does the wife feel about you hammering nails into the furniture?
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