GUITAR HERO: METALLICA Coaches

I don't care that you don't care.

These guys running around are dumb, but I think that metal gear's Hideo Kojima must be a cool dude.

DP Friday

Hooraay

my one and only good idea.

so two nights ago, i said to myself, "self, i think we should have a beer." now, you know that my apartment is compact. from my love seat, i can reach the minifridge which contains my beer. when my beer comes from a can, this is good; however, when my beer comes from a bottle without a twist off cap, this is not good.

the main problem was that i kept my bottle opener (the wrench-esque one) on a stand next to the love seat. however, my life partner always removes it and puts it in a door in the kitchen (not in arms reach). she does this because "that is it's home". i have resolved this by creating a new home for my bottle opener.



it was quite simple really. i hammered a nail into the coffee table, on which i hung the bottle opener. now everything is within arms reach. i just wanted to share with you, in case you had similar problems.

if only i could find a similar solution for that fucking stupid kitchen table.

Crystal Head Vodka

http://www.madison.com/tct/mad/topstories/444061

http://crystalheadvodka.com/

Lulz

Get this party started

Time to officially revive the Busky celebration that is DPF. Let's get this party started please (British dance link!).

Not enough for you animals? In that case I've got some fritos and grape soda in my van (NSFW bonus link!).

For Buskus

http://freedarko.blogspot.com/

Linkage

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/movies/15lim.html

NCAA POOL

N E one want to be in a ncaa pool for $5? if yes,

http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/register/joinprivategroup_select_group

ID# 134643
password: krabbenhoft

Gervais + Elmo = Hilarity on 'Sesame Street'

The Wrestler!

Diet Pepsi-John Stockton Audition

Married to the Eiffel Tower

Here's a video about being sexually attracted to objects like bows or monuments or light sabers: Link.

We Goin Sizzla'

It's hard work making you look so bad. Anyone in for a basketball game this Saturday? Sunny skies, 50 degrees. Lets at least get some 2 on 2 going or something. We can't play during the badger game against Mich St. of course but sometime during the day. Who's in?

Mickey Rourke Wins Best Actor!

What should have happenend the night of the Oscars.

Thank You, Local News!

And now, the news in reviews...

Your dreams make me sad Cheryl Hintze
Soccer moms are taking to the parking lots to celebrate the opening of a new Target in Sun Prairie. Little do they know, there are already 3 Targets in Madison.

Our very own NBC15.com investigates:

Target Stores are bucking the bad economy and opening new locations across the country including bringing nearly 200 jobs to the Madison area.

Taking a cue from Badger Saturdays, a group of Sun Prairie mothers are partying in anticipation. It is a big day at the new Target in Sun Prairie but long before this very average store opening hits, the parking lot is playing host to a quite unique party. It is the furthest you can get from a men's tailgate party. No beer guzzling or burping here, this one is women only.

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It is a tent and table that have seen a lot of tailgating action for things like Badger Games but never has a group pulled out all the stops like this for a department store. Kostelnik says, "I was handing out the flyer and people were laughing at me so yeah, I think they thought we were crazy." Close to two dozen women flow in and out, many of them stay at home moms just waiting for the doors to open.

Tailgater Cheryl Hintze says, "I'm so excited. To have shopping within two miles of my home is a dream."

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At a party like this how could you not? When all is said and done the Sun Prairie store will employee 180 people.

We've Got Some Competition

http://www.02.01.snc1.facebook.com/pages/Buskus/35550531221

For God and Country, after feast, after sex

Best Movies of the Year: The Definitive List

My only criterion for being considered a 2008 movie is if it got its first US theatrical release in 2008.

In order:

1. The Wrestler
2. Reprise
3. Man on Wire
4. Gomorra– A drama about the mafia's influence in modern day Italy
5. Encounters at the End of the World
6. Rachel Getting Married
7. Synecdoche, NY – overly ambitious but great nonetheless.
8. Role Models
9. Milk
10. The Visitor-The dude who played Scott Templeton on The Wire's follow-up to The Station Agent.
11. The Dark Knight- Lot of plot holes. Enough said.
12. Slumdog Millionaire- Cheezy and contrived third act dropped it a couple spots.
13. The Foot Fist Way- Made 3 years ago but just hit video this year.
14. Milk
15. Che - Forgot about this gem.
-Forgot about this gem.
Didn't see: Frost/Nixon, Appaloosa, Doubt, Let the Right One In, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Revolutionary Road, Tell No One

This is America. That's how things are done.

http://www.badgerbeat.com/news/article/id/440982

Any thoughts?

I Should Probably Feel Bad About This

Recently, somebody in a mall asked me if I had lost weight. Well, the answer to that question is yes. The unanswered question, however, is how I lost that weight. Now, in a TBR exclusive, I will share my tried and tested weight loss secrets. Enjoy.

Teh Watchmen

Anybody wanna see this on Saturday? It is probably the most badass story ever. P.S. I can drive.