Badger Herald Reviews Restaurants, Rebuttal Needed

Dear Hulks-in-Socks,

The TMCRs over at the Badger Herald offered up a less than pitiful review of some of Madison's greatest dining establishments during your week away from home. At Dinner Club last night it was decided that the staff at the Herald should truly be ashamed of themselves and should give up on life immediately. They gave Parthenon 2 stars out of 5, complaining that it has too much of a "Burger King" feel to it. WTFuckxors. We thought a complete Hulksy review of the restaurants mentioned in the 2008 Bar and Dining Guide was necessary. The challenge is yours, if you choose to accept it. Rip those CRs a new C.

Yours,
JC

P.S. I have kept my copy of the Review, if you'd like to see it. Also, in the Herald's defense, they got a few right: Lazy Jane's got 5 out of 5 and Teddywedgers got 5 out of 5. I've never been to Teddywedgers, but I've only heard good things.