I'm no Hero

I'm no hero. I'm just a regular guy trying to make it in this crazy journey we call life. Did I not shave for an entire week? Yeah. Did the Brewers win and the Mets lose yesterday giving the Brewers a one game league in the National League wild card race? Sure. But hey, I'm no hero. I'm just a regular guy-just like any other guy- doing what I can. Its all I can do. Its all I know how to do. Sometimes I just think its the way I was raised. When Ned Yost got fired in September and the Brewers got swept by the Phillies in a four game series, did I think about what to do? You bet I didn't. I just reacted like any other guy. I did the only thing I know how to do: grow a full beard with a perfectly defined neck line. So you see I'm no hero. I'm just like you. I did what anybody else would've done in the same situation. With two games left in the Brewers season, do I know what's going to happen? Hell no. Do I know what I need to do? You bet your butt I don't. I'm just a regular guy doing the only thing I know how to do on this rollercoaster ride of a planet we call Earth. Did I wash and condition my beard with gentle product this morning in order to maximize softness? Yes sir. Did I gently dry it in circular motions using a soft washcloth in order to prevent dryness? Sure. Will the Brewers win today against the Cubs? Probably. But hey, I'm no hero.