I saw a girl get mauled by some guard dogs in a Bond film the other day (I think it was Moonraker) and I was thinking to myself, I could probably take them.
I'm not really sure if that makes sense because, frankly, they are pretty big and bitey. But really, if push came to shove, I think I could probably take them. If there were two, I'd kick one so hard in the head that it would flip over and whimper and then I'd let the other one try to bite me, only to grab it by the mouth and rip its jaws open.
Don't get me wrong, I love dogs. Just not attack dogs that are attacking me.
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Before fighting Joe Frazier, Muhammad Ali actually sparred against attack dogs.
BTW, welcome back Joe. We hardly have a site without you.
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