Caption Contest 17!!!!!!!!!

That's right folks, the glorious return of TBR's caption contest! Feast your eyes on this grouping of berry flavored Propel Fitness Water, believed to be the last six remaining in captivity:

Caption away! But please keep quality in mind and try not to post too many frivolous comments.

Great Moments in Crazy

Don't you wish this guy was your dad?

Sweet drums

I want these dudes at my bar mitsvah.

G-shot

It's the G-shot to turn up your G-spot.

Great Movie Scenes

A lesson for women everywhere, from the classic male bromance Diner. The GOAT of all Daniel Stern scenes!

Classic Movie Scenes

Since this site is basically on life support I thought I'd just start posting some of the greatest movie scenes of all time. This is the GOAT of all Baldwin scenes. Enjoy . . .

The Great One

Gretzky is better than Crosby/Ovechkin combined. So I went back and looked to see if there was any truth to the theory that Gretzky's numbers are inflated due to more goals being scored during that era in the NHL compared to now. Basically between 1981-1986 (Gretzky's most prolific years) the average number of goals per game in the NHL was 7.467. Between 2005-2010 the average goals per game is 5.736. So there are about 24% less goals being scored now compared to then, but over those years in the 80's Gretzky averaged 207.6 points per season. Over his most prolific 4 years to date (counting out the injury year) Crosby has averaged 106.8. Even if you correct for the number of goals scored between years, Crosby still only gets a 24% bump to 139 points in a season. Ovechkin is even lower in terms of overall points. Now granted Crosby is just entering into the prime of his career, (Gretzky's most prolific seasons were his 4/5/6/7/8th years in the league), but still Crosby doesn't stand a chance of coming anywhere close to Gretzky's numbers.

The Most Anticpated Movies of the Year

Finally getting a U.S. release for all you that haven't downloaded it yet.

The Most Anticpated Movies of the Year - Continued

Gervais. Enough said. Now a Gervais and Merchant movie? Could this be a return to form? We'll have to see.

The Most Anticipated Movies of the Year - continued

Looks like Ed Norten is returning to form. This movie looks like it has one badass killer as well.

The Most Anticipated Movies of the Year - Part I

We all enjoyed Wall Street. No movie better personifies the Reagan era. Lets hope this is half as good.

The Year in Movies . . .

I had a lot of time on my hands this year to watch flicks. Thanks to oneclickmovies.com its easier than ever to see stuff. Really great year for movies. Only one outright classic but about ten great movies and a slew of really good ones.

My Top 20 Movies of 2009:
1. Un Prophete / A Prophet
2. Anvil: The Story of Avil
3. Adventureland
4. The Hurt Locker
5 An Education
6. Funny People
7. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
8. A Serious Man
9. Big Fan
10. Observe and Report
11. Collapse
12. Tyson
13. Star Trek
14. In the Loop
15. Where the Wild Things Are
16. Up In the Air
17. The Hangover
18. Public Enemies
19. World’s Greatest Dad
20. 500 Days of Summer

Honorable Mention: Moon, Zombieland, Drag Me to Hell Paranormal Activity, Mystery Team, Up, Inglourious Basterds, Land of the Lost, Lymelife, The White Ribbon, The Invention of Lying (The romantic back half of the film keeps this from being a classic along the works of movies like Groundhog Day)

Notable movies I haven’t seen: 35 Shots of Rum, The Road, Black Dynamite, Afterschool, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Informant, and Brothers.

Biggest Disappointment: Avatar, District 9

Awards:
Best Actor: Tahar Rahim, Un Prophete; Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker
Best Actress: Anna Faris, Observe and Report and the chick in An Education
Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, Inglorious Basterds and Alfred Molina, An Education
Best Supporting Actress: the older lady from In the Loop and the younger chick from Up in the Air
Best Director: Jacques Audiard, Un Prophete; Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker

Best Picture, Foreign Film, and Documentary are self-explanatory from my list.

Happy Birthday Sammy!

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2009: the year in commericials

Here's the best 2009 had to offer



She looks great considering just before they shot this, she unhinged her jaw and swallowed Jared alive, plus the 5 dollar foot-long he was holding



This is the first time I've seen Luke Wilson in a year or so, but I can already tell he must be a big fan of the new taco bell drive-thru diet




This commercial shows what you can accomplish when you practice break-dancing for 4 seconds in front of a mirror.

Best Commerical of the Year Award

My favorite commerical of the year. It really only works because the guy's asian. Great stuff.

Favorites of the year?

Alright ladies and gents, it is that time when we reflect on our favorite artisitc works of the past year. So let let us know of any gems that we're missing out on or perhaps what crack you smoke. I got a few more movies to check out but i'll post soon selecting some of my favorites. I'd love to hear some of yours since I find myself with lots of free time on my hands these days.