I finally see why Buskus likes basketball.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
dirty rich kids
i just laughed for over 9 minutes
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/rich-kids-expelled-after-bizarre-protest/
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/rich-kids-expelled-after-bizarre-protest/
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
TBR Breakdown of Obama and Rebuttal
I think it's interesting to see how Obama's campaign theme has continued to run through his first 36 days of his presidency. I'm on the hope theme, but it's sort of hard to buy it when I turn on the news, check the stock market, or think about Detroit. Obama says the right things, but in fairly vague terms. Frankly though, I wasn't really paying attention, I couldn't stop staring at that fox, Nancy Pelosi. She's a vision in green.
How about the rebuttal? First all, how did Louisiana get a Rhodes Scholar to go to their state? I'm pretty sure this guy took voice lessons from Kenneth, the page.
He spent a lot of time talking about how he and Obama have diverse backgrounds... thanks dipshit, I'm not blind. I particularly appreciated his yarn about his sheriff buddy and Katrina. Break his point down... I'm from India, don't trust government... lower taxes for businesses, tax credit for home buyers, Democrats are big spenders, drill for oil, TER-ROAR!, Amerrrrrica... don't monitor volcanoes, etc. Look buddy, clearly we need volcano monitoring.
To be serious for a minute, the Indian guy made a couple points I typically agree with. Unfortunately, he did it in the hick-ass way Republicans tend to do shit. I don't necessarily agree with everything the Prez sez, but I'm impressed by his ability to play well with others, especially given his massive political capital.
How about the rebuttal? First all, how did Louisiana get a Rhodes Scholar to go to their state? I'm pretty sure this guy took voice lessons from Kenneth, the page.
He spent a lot of time talking about how he and Obama have diverse backgrounds... thanks dipshit, I'm not blind. I particularly appreciated his yarn about his sheriff buddy and Katrina. Break his point down... I'm from India, don't trust government... lower taxes for businesses, tax credit for home buyers, Democrats are big spenders, drill for oil, TER-ROAR!, Amerrrrrica... don't monitor volcanoes, etc. Look buddy, clearly we need volcano monitoring.
To be serious for a minute, the Indian guy made a couple points I typically agree with. Unfortunately, he did it in the hick-ass way Republicans tend to do shit. I don't necessarily agree with everything the Prez sez, but I'm impressed by his ability to play well with others, especially given his massive political capital.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Games for Buskus: Episode 2
Here is another fun game that makes me think of Buskus. The object is to lure girls into your shopping cart with sweet tricks and then murder/suicide them. Go for the multiplier, dude.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
WHERE IS MY TV?!
Dear FCC:
I watch TV using a rooftop antenna and/or rabbit ears. On February 17th, I abruptly stopped receiving analog reception. One minute, I'm happily watching infomercials on Fox 47 then out of the blue, no more analog signal... what the fuck? What's going on here?
I have received absolutely no warning and now I can't watch TV. What the hell am I supposed to do to get my free network TV back?
I watch TV using a rooftop antenna and/or rabbit ears. On February 17th, I abruptly stopped receiving analog reception. One minute, I'm happily watching infomercials on Fox 47 then out of the blue, no more analog signal... what the fuck? What's going on here?
I have received absolutely no warning and now I can't watch TV. What the hell am I supposed to do to get my free network TV back?
Monday, February 16, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
The Last One...EVER.
All good things must come to an end, and the caption contest is no exception. Naturally, Sam was the winner of the last contest. Saying "poop" at anytime is simply comedic gold. So here is the last pic that will be captioned. Enjoy it.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Friday Night Fun
If anyone would like to get drunk with me tomorrow night, I'm planning on celebrating the fact that I am now 1/3 of the way to the venerable and ironic age of 69. Ironic? Yes, because when you're that old, no one's gonna want to do it with you.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
President Obama is a Bad Ass Mothafucka'
I mentioned this yesterday to a few of the regulars around here, and now it is in convenient YouTube format. Hooray!
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Apparently not Northrax?
For Buskus:
NEW YORK (WABC) -- A New Jersey factory that makes fenugreek seeds was the source of the mystery syrupy smell that wafted from time to time over New York City.
"Given the evidence, I think it's safe to say that the Great Maple Syrup Mystery has finally been solved," said Mayor Bloomberg. "I want to thank the City's environmental protection and emergency workers, as well as their colleagues in the New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection, for their diligence in finding the source of the smell, which was a lot like finding a needle in a haystack. Air samples taken by DEP have confirmed that the odor in New York City was an ester associated with fenugreek seed processing. The Health Department confirmed that the odor does not pose a health risk, but I am pleased to know that our OEM and DEP smelling sleuths got to the bottom of this mystery." The International Frutarom Corporation factory in North Bergen was tracked down to be the source.
The city Department of Environmental Protection dispatched a team of inspectors earlier this month after the city's 311 system was deluged with calls from New Yorkers reporting the mysterious scent drifting through parts of upper Manhattan and Queens.
In 2005, hundreds of people in New York and across the river in New Jersey reported the strangely seductive odor.
At the time, Bloomberg said a slew of agencies - the NYPD, the Office of Emergency Management and the Health Department - investigated the scent and found nothing toxic or links to terrorism.
NEW YORK (WABC) -- A New Jersey factory that makes fenugreek seeds was the source of the mystery syrupy smell that wafted from time to time over New York City.
"Given the evidence, I think it's safe to say that the Great Maple Syrup Mystery has finally been solved," said Mayor Bloomberg. "I want to thank the City's environmental protection and emergency workers, as well as their colleagues in the New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection, for their diligence in finding the source of the smell, which was a lot like finding a needle in a haystack. Air samples taken by DEP have confirmed that the odor in New York City was an ester associated with fenugreek seed processing. The Health Department confirmed that the odor does not pose a health risk, but I am pleased to know that our OEM and DEP smelling sleuths got to the bottom of this mystery." The International Frutarom Corporation factory in North Bergen was tracked down to be the source.
The city Department of Environmental Protection dispatched a team of inspectors earlier this month after the city's 311 system was deluged with calls from New Yorkers reporting the mysterious scent drifting through parts of upper Manhattan and Queens.
In 2005, hundreds of people in New York and across the river in New Jersey reported the strangely seductive odor.
At the time, Bloomberg said a slew of agencies - the NYPD, the Office of Emergency Management and the Health Department - investigated the scent and found nothing toxic or links to terrorism.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Superbowl Springsteen Redux
One of my favorite baseball columnists weighs in on the halftime show
"we expected Springsteen to play for laughs and we got Springsteen and the E-Street Band playing the Max Figgenbaum Bar Mitzvah"
"we expected Springsteen to play for laughs and we got Springsteen and the E-Street Band playing the Max Figgenbaum Bar Mitzvah"
JC Live Blogs "The City: The Truth Hurts"
10:01PM: The girls are going to a birthday party for Whitney's old boss!
10:03PM: Erin is looking for a job. She's been soul searching for about a year and a half! SHE'S OCD TO A FULL! (JC thinks she's kinda cute, despite her full OCDness)
10:04PM: OMG She got the job!
10:05PM: This party looks bumpin'! Oh wow. Allie seems too skinny according to Kelly, Whitney's old boss.
10:07PM: Guy drama.
10:08PM: Kelly keeps pushing the skinny thing. Allie is upset. JC interjects: What's wrong with being skinny? She's pretty ugly, so it's a good thing that she's skinny. Ugly fat chicks are the worst. I can't tell how smart she is, but if she's smart and skinny, we got a winner. I'll just have to brown bag her fug-ass face.
10:10PM: We're at a commercial break now, but I just wanted to say that Clive Owen is awesome. I'm totally seeing The International. And Duplicity for that matter.
10:13PM: DID ERIN HOOK UP?! Looks like it. I don't know if I approve of this dude. I bet I could take him.
10:14PM: Whitney's apartment is bomb. Like, hella bomb.
10:15PM: Maybe Allie should dump her diet of coffee, cigarettes, and cum (the three C's) if she wants to put on weight.
10:16PM: Oooooh! I love this song! I retract my statement about Erin being cute. She looked alright in the club, though. She's liking New York. Wow, she used the word hiatus! Her coworker is sooooooo gay.
10:17PM: Adam and Allie make a cute couple. Her skinny ass should watch the booze, though. KELLY AND ALLIE MEET AGAIN. Dun, dun, dunnnnn.
10:19PM: Bitching about bitches. Quote of the night "The best part about going to parties with models is that nobody eats." Word.
10:21PM: Commercial break again. Damn, I want T Bell.
10:24PM: Tehehehehe, they work in the meatpacking district. Whitney is getting philosophical about body image. It's modeling, honey. Bitches need to be skinny.
10:25PM: These idiots cannot take insults. You were called too skinny. BooHoo. That's the easiest problem in the world to solve. EAT SOME JBCBs AND SOME DOUBLE STACKS, YOU CUNT!
10:27PM: Kelly is so not sorry about insulting Allie. She is beyond the industry standard of thin. Yikes. The modeling industry has got its priorities all wrong. Nobody wants to see anything jiggling when those bitches walk down a runway. Well, boobs jiggling would be OK. But not like all over the place. Healthy jiggle.
10:28PM: That's a wrap!
I feel like I should reflect on what I've learned in this episode. How skinny is too skinny? Has society put an unfair expectation on its women? What about the men of the world? Well, let me tell you, there's only one reason a man needs to lose weight: to make his dick look bigger. Ladies: just not too fat, OK? I mean, let's get serious. Classy fat doesn't apply to women.
Be sure to check out The City on MTV Mondays at 9PM. And 10PM apparently.
10:03PM: Erin is looking for a job. She's been soul searching for about a year and a half! SHE'S OCD TO A FULL! (JC thinks she's kinda cute, despite her full OCDness)
10:04PM: OMG She got the job!
10:05PM: This party looks bumpin'! Oh wow. Allie seems too skinny according to Kelly, Whitney's old boss.
10:07PM: Guy drama.
10:08PM: Kelly keeps pushing the skinny thing. Allie is upset. JC interjects: What's wrong with being skinny? She's pretty ugly, so it's a good thing that she's skinny. Ugly fat chicks are the worst. I can't tell how smart she is, but if she's smart and skinny, we got a winner. I'll just have to brown bag her fug-ass face.
10:10PM: We're at a commercial break now, but I just wanted to say that Clive Owen is awesome. I'm totally seeing The International. And Duplicity for that matter.
10:13PM: DID ERIN HOOK UP?! Looks like it. I don't know if I approve of this dude. I bet I could take him.
10:14PM: Whitney's apartment is bomb. Like, hella bomb.
10:15PM: Maybe Allie should dump her diet of coffee, cigarettes, and cum (the three C's) if she wants to put on weight.
10:16PM: Oooooh! I love this song! I retract my statement about Erin being cute. She looked alright in the club, though. She's liking New York. Wow, she used the word hiatus! Her coworker is sooooooo gay.
10:17PM: Adam and Allie make a cute couple. Her skinny ass should watch the booze, though. KELLY AND ALLIE MEET AGAIN. Dun, dun, dunnnnn.
10:19PM: Bitching about bitches. Quote of the night "The best part about going to parties with models is that nobody eats." Word.
10:21PM: Commercial break again. Damn, I want T Bell.
10:24PM: Tehehehehe, they work in the meatpacking district. Whitney is getting philosophical about body image. It's modeling, honey. Bitches need to be skinny.
10:25PM: These idiots cannot take insults. You were called too skinny. BooHoo. That's the easiest problem in the world to solve. EAT SOME JBCBs AND SOME DOUBLE STACKS, YOU CUNT!
10:27PM: Kelly is so not sorry about insulting Allie. She is beyond the industry standard of thin. Yikes. The modeling industry has got its priorities all wrong. Nobody wants to see anything jiggling when those bitches walk down a runway. Well, boobs jiggling would be OK. But not like all over the place. Healthy jiggle.
10:28PM: That's a wrap!
I feel like I should reflect on what I've learned in this episode. How skinny is too skinny? Has society put an unfair expectation on its women? What about the men of the world? Well, let me tell you, there's only one reason a man needs to lose weight: to make his dick look bigger. Ladies: just not too fat, OK? I mean, let's get serious. Classy fat doesn't apply to women.
Be sure to check out The City on MTV Mondays at 9PM. And 10PM apparently.
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