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Super Bowl Sunday is approaching fast! Where's the party at? Who's bringing the Schiltz? Who wants to bet on the game? I'll take the Steelers because jesus freak Kurt Warner cannot will not win another Super Bowl as long as I live. Who wants in on a my Guess Springsteen's set list pool? Everybody puts in 2-3 bucks and picks 4 songs you think Bruce is going to play. Winner gets all the cash. Who's in? Who wants to spice up this boring Sunday tradition?

Secondly,
Just announced Jason Isbell and my boy Justin Townes Earle are playing High Noon in April? Who's with me? Who wants to recreate that legendary terrace summmer night years ago?

Anyone want to hit up the UCONN VS Marquette basketball game at the Bradley Center on Feb 25th? Big East Showdown for the ages. I know all you Wesley Matthews groupies might get your chance to reconnect. You know where to find me. Dudes . . .

wednesdayz lolz

go here, click on "full episode" and fast forward to the 8:45 min mark. listen 2 story.

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this is all over the internets but watch it again anyways. big ups to our own russ feingold

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Fisting

I ♥ my job.

I received a meeting request today. Sam, this is probably for you.

Subject: Mustache Contest

When: Thursday, January 29, 2009 5:30 PM-6:00 PM (GMT-06:00) Central Time (US & Canada).
Where: Conference Room

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In case you haven’t heard… and yes you read that correctly.

I thought it would be fun to have a just-for-fun charity event this winter because after all, what else is there to do in the winter. For those of you interested, we are going to have the kickoff meeting for the Mustache Contest. Both men and women are invited to attend the event, after all we will need a panel of judges there too.

Prizes:
The overall best mustache­ will take home $25 (or a max of 25%) of the money raised.
The remaining 75% will go to support a charity of the groups choosing, or variety of charities depending on a group vote.

Why? To raise money for a charity to be designated at the kickoff… and to annoy your girlfriend, wife, or whatever all in the name of a good cause.
When? January 29th at 5:30 PM
Where? Conference Room
Who? Anyone you want to invite
Cost? A measly $10 clams

At the end of the contest, which will most likely be a month from the start date, mustaches will be judged on a variety of factors (factors to be determined at the meeting) by qualified mustache judges (what those qualifications are will be determined at the meeting).

Rules:
You must be clean shaven at the start of the contest. We will provide a Bic razor and shaving cream at the kickoff to ensure fairness.
No growing beards, goatees, fu-manchus, etc… Only mustache hair will be allowed on your face during the duration of the event.

If you can’t make it to the meeting, just send me a time stamped photo of you with a clean shaven stache’ along with your entry fee.

Awards for:
Most unusually shaped mustache
Most colorful mustache
Ugliest mustache
Worst mustache
Other?

If you’d like to help with the administration of the contest just let me know.

For some inspiration, visit the Mustache Hall of Fame

Carissa Lynch

Let's take a moment to salute this notable busker. Nine year old Australian Carissa wants a Playstation, has a violin. Does she beg her parents? No, she's no charity case. She just busks that thing. Busks it right up.

How does our story end? Pretty well. Is there anything beyond the reach of a good hard busk? Of course not, stupid.

End of an Era

Tomorrow, George W. Bush will no longer be our president. Some black dude is taking over. Things will probably get a lot more hip-hoppy up in this piece. They might even put a base line into the national anthem.

More importantly, tomorrow is a time for reflection. Will Bush be remembered as one of the greatest presidents in American history? Only time will tell. He has taught me a lot in 8 years, though. Bush took me through high school and college in supreme form. I learned that Brazil is big. Like, super big. I also learned that it is definitely OK to make up anything about third world countries that I don't like as a means to invade said country and then kill a lot of people. Hooray!

More things to reflect upon: the word "resolve" can never be overused. Being president is tough, guys, and he showed us that you cannot quit no matter how tough it gets. You might even say he showed excellent resolve. BENJONES!

Is our children learning? Perhaps. Let's not misunderestimate the nation's children. Wait, what?

War is fun. Let's face it, killing other people in the name of USA USA USA USA USA USA is totally worth it. Freedom isn't free, my friends. Freedom isn't free.

W has inspired me to simply be referred to by the first letter of my middle name. Feel free to start calling me "P." It's funny because P is like Pee, which is another name for urine. Example: "Where's Jeremy at?" "Oh, P is over there." "Who peed where?!" And then we laugh.

We should also reflect on the fact that nobody should be left behind as America plunges forward in an effort to secure its position as greatest country ever in the annals (super close to anal) of history. Especially children. We can't leave them behind. Why would we want to do that? Children grow up to became hot pieces of ass that we jerk off to while checking out porn sites. Or music videos, if you are paranoid about somebody looking through your history. Some music videos are just like softcore porn. You guys remember that music video of Britney Spears where she's on Mars? Total cameltoe action in that vid!

George Bush has inspired me to run for FEMA director. Is that an elected position? Who cares! it's the easiest job ever! I will be expected to aid those in crisis situations, but if I don't, the president will still love me. Hell, I might get promoted if I start shooting victims of hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, and earthquakes!

Ultimately, however, we must remember one thing: Fool me once, shame on Dick Cheney. Fool me twice, shame on Osama bin Laden. Fool me three times...well, just don't mess with Texas. Where the fuck is Osama anyway? You guys think he gets cable in the caves?

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I'm on board

One time I saw Buskus eat 18 of these and wash it down with an above-ground swimming pool full of propel.  

Just Can't Escape You

On my second to last night I Okahandja, my brother was jamming some tunes off the satellite dish. What did grace my ears that fateful night? I'll let the youtube do my talking, for the youtube contains everything:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeaYhIGByQw
I'm headed back to the North on Wednesday. So I will have to say goodbye to the satellite dish, my connection to the stars.