Melissa Etheridge at the 2008 Democratic National Convention

Something awful for the kids. . .
What an embarassment!
Fuck Melissa Etherage! This will take a long time to forgive her. It was bad enough that she sung God Bless America but then to close on what she did. She's no smarter than Reagan.

The Site Needed an Update

So, the Olympics are over and everybody has stopped caring about non-football related sports, but I decided that Usain Bolt was the biggest stud of the Olympics. Screw Michael Phelps. Here is a video to prove it:

Little League World Series

One of my favorite things about this time of year is that the Little League World Series gets air time on whatever station has nothing better to run.

I'm not a fan of baseball, per se, but there's nothing I like more than watching a bunch of fat little hicks take themselves too seriously, only to end up crying like ten year old girls when they lose. I would have liked to have a video clip (because it really brightened my day), but I didn't feel like looking for one.

I Think I Could Probably Take An Attack Dog

I saw a girl get mauled by some guard dogs in a Bond film the other day (I think it was Moonraker) and I was thinking to myself, I could probably take them.

I'm not really sure if that makes sense because, frankly, they are pretty big and bitey. But really, if push came to shove, I think I could probably take them. If there were two, I'd kick one so hard in the head that it would flip over and whimper and then I'd let the other one try to bite me, only to grab it by the mouth and rip its jaws open.

Don't get me wrong, I love dogs. Just not attack dogs that are attacking me.

Caption Contest winner #8

Sammy, FTW. Mostly because everybody alluded to his fantastic head-giving abilities and he handled it so well. Way to be Sam, way to be. Here is the next pic. The possibilities are endless!

This one's for JC . . .

I thought since JC is embarking on a crash course of David Lynch material in order to impress his apartment manager that I would post the only scene he really needs to know about to impress her. Your plan of having Slider call to discuss Lynch is sure not to fail if you discuss this scene right in front of her. Honestly, have you seen a better sex scene in years? Enjoy JC!!!

All those propel bottles

Mmmmmmmmmmm yeahhh. Yeah get it with the heel... with the... yeah.

Whew.

Dangerously lovely

if you watch this entire video i will buy you a nintendo wi

mark wahlberg is kind of badass

Caption Contest Winner #7

All of the captions were superb this time around. I was especially pleased with Buster's late entry. I also enjoyed the raw sexual energy that Jimbo captured with his post. Willips made me giggle and LOL a lot too. I think, however, I am going to go with Buskus this time around. Mostly because Boyce Hodge is a dick, probably. This makes Buskus our first back-to-back winner. Congrats, buddy.

In honor of James being in Europe until the 24th, the next pic is all about him. Happy captioning.

um...

You got a little sand...here, let me get that

Super Duper

Is anybody else excited for the next few days? I am. It's like a koala crapped a rainbow on my brain and now I get to live the experience!

in non-beijing related news

horray

OMG Beijing '08. Is almost here! STFU!

FUCK YES! Click here, and you will find out how to pass an olympic drug test by hiding a fresh urine filled condom in your vagina!

In other Beijing '08 related news, if you already booked your dinner reservations expecting a steaming order of Schezuan German Shepherd, think again.

Has it Been a Year Already?

In case you have forgotten, this weekend, a year ago, the Hulk was making out with Buskus at The City. Hotttt.

I own the report in August.

Mmmmm, Yes

I don't know what the flying things are, but this has the potential for being a whole new level of badassitude.

Caption Contest Winner #6

There was a low turnout for the last picture, but I think I will give the win to the Buskus himself. Mostly because of my follow up comment. Yes.

Here is the next pic that is up for captioning. I've returned to pics that involve the Buskus. This one is another classic:

It's August

I sorta like the trend around here when somebody points out the fact that a new month is upon us, so I decided to talk about August.

Holy shit it's August. It's over man. At least for those of us who are still students. Summer is gone. Basically. For you working types out there, your lives have been over for awhile. It's also going to be ball-scaldingly hot for the next two weeks. "Dog days" and whatnot. And we have to fucking move in this ball scalding heat. Dammit.

August, however, can also be viewed as a time of rebirth. It's sort of like Spring. Many idiots will leave our little city permanently, and many more fresh, tasty 18-year-olds will enter. That's right, the dorms open on Aug. 27--Save the date!

August also brings the return of football and drinking at 7AM...with a reason, at least. Once again we will be able to read about all the statistics of kids being rushed to detox in our beloved student newspapers. STUDENT NEWSPAPERS WILL BE BACK! This means loads of people completing crosswords, sudokus and kakuros while they should actually be listening to that intellectual type in front of them.

Alas, the summer is waning, but perhaps good things are on the horizon. It is with a heavy heart, yet open arms, that I welcome you, August.

This was the first hit on a Google image search for "August." I kinda liked it except for all the "John Tall" shit.